Comedy

We would like a design for a ticket to give to customers who pre-pay for our comedy night held at our venue - The Bucket List. The price is $ 30 for dinner and a show or $ 10 show only.

I have attached some artwork we are already using which we would like to incorporate into the design.

I have also attached our venue's logo.

We are opening a new comedy club and are seeking someone to write a press release to help promote the launch. Branded club. Example prior press releases can be provided.

Looking for someone to promote my fan page on Facebook. Need likes on the page. It's an English based comedy site so needs to be mostly US, Canada, UK fans.

Please make offer and get started right away.


Here's the link to the site:
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Don-Barnhart-Comedian-Hypnotist-Filmmaker/141728791153

Thanks, Don

I required urgent voice over with comedy delivery.

Also impersonations like:
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Homer Simson
Elvis

nes, sold in stores.). I would also like to know what countries sell the most audio/video comedy products be it online or through brick and mortar stores.

Based on market outlets and product channells (audio or video) I'll be able to tell whether I should realease an audio or video product

P.S. The U.S. and Canada as the first areas to check.

We need a good comedy writer who can write short original jokes and short comedy stories.

makes people interested in coming to the show.
The title is He Says/She Says
The photo is of 2 comedians a girl and a boy.

If you can send web links of previous work of this nature that would be a massive help.
Please send questions etc.
We have a reasonably fast time frame (1 week) so being able to manage that a necessity.
Cheers.

ns, voice inflections or sounds as part of the script.

If you want submit your vision along with a few lines...that will help me a lot. To be considered for this project you must cut and paste this in your bid: "I LIKE TO WRITE COMEDY". If this is not pasted at the top of your bid, I will assume you are spamming me and I will not respond.

We need a good comedy writer who can write short comedy stories like they have on this page. We also will need some original jokes.

http://www.thesmokingjacket.com/category/humor

We need a good comedy writer who can write short comedy stories like they have on this page. We also will need some original jokes.

http://www.thesmokingjacket.com/category/humor

We are looking for a comedy writer who can supply us with some comedy stories and jokes.

ription fee to use the site. There will be three different subscription packages to choose from Red, Green and Black. The site will also offer an incentive scheme. Customers will be given incentives to get friends and family to sign-up. When a customer signs-up they will be given a unique code. Every time the customer gets friends or family to sign-up to the site using the unique code the customer will receive a reward. The site will need to be able to accept PayPal and card payments.

l CANCEL the project and re-post it. You will get paid for the hours worked (could be under 30$ ).

B) total project (about 30$ ) may be spread over up to 6 weeks.

C) YOU MAY NOT DOWNLOAD ILLEGAL/COPYRIGHTED MEDIA TO YOUR COMPUTER! I WILL NEED ONLY REFERENCE FILES (*.torrent) TO THE MEDIA FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES.

D) To bid, bidders must read and agree to the conditions A, B and C.

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I want to have at least 200 new subscribers for a new comedy website forum by the end of July. These users must genuinely be interested in comedy and the posts should reflect this. I will set up relevant tracking to track the visits and subscribers to the website/forum.

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have at least 200 new subscribers for a new comedy website forum by the end of July. These users must genuinely be interested in comedy and should upload at least one unique comedy audio each to reflect this. I would like the 200+ subscribers to make at least 1+ uploads each.

If you think you can achieve this for me, then please bid.

I know I copied this from another project, but this is for a different comedy site. I'm just a bit lazy :)

I want to have at least 200 new subscribers for a new comedy website forum by the end of June. These users must genuinely be interested in comedy and the posts should reflect this. I would like the 200+ subscribers to make at least 5 posts each.

If you think you can achieve this for me, then please bid.

g. This will be a series of episodes that will come out twice each week and will be published on Youtube.

I would like you to come up with two scripts each and every week. The Scripts have to be about 3000 - 4000 words long. They absolutely MUST BE FUNNY! They have to be clean (no foul language, immorality or profanity)

This is a long term project.

Please place your price per 4000 word script.

Thanks,
Sebastian

PROVIDE SAMPLES!

d be unique and not be caught by any duplicate content checkers, this is important as the source material I am supplying is already from the Internet!

Don't give away the ending;-)

There is no keyword optimization requirements here – the priority is to have a well written, naturally sounding article.

Copywrite will belong to me once article is completed and paid for, I will be free to reproduce the article in whole or in part.

Thankyou.